In The Dock: Radio 1 - the verdict

In favour of Damo's case for the prosecution: 3 (Mike, Anon, Alison)

In favour of Paul's case for the defence: 10 (Martin, Lord Bargain, Simon, Adam, Swiss Toni, Stevious, Del, drmigs, James, Caskared)

Abstentions: 2 (Nick The Snick, Ben)

So Radio 1 is pronounced not guilty, and by some margin. Surely the thought of Chris Moyles remaining at large should have had jurors pressing for the reintroduction of the death penalty? Oh well.

Thanks to Damo and Paul for their contributions.

Coming soon: Dead Kenny and I have a right old ding-dong about Britpop. Probably.